Is Micro-cheating, the latest anxiety for an anxious generation. Does your partner betray you with all those little indiscretions? Does he/she/ zim comment favourably on another’s miniatures. Do you find them texting to see what the mysterious Don or Tim think? Can you see them at the bar, describing how they were brilliant but your flank was the weakness? Well, check below to see which couples have survived the dangerous Christmas period and remain strong and chomping at the bit of L’art de la Guerre competition wargaming. I present to you the runners and riders for Godendag 2018………..
1. Gordon Jamieson and Dave Allen with 120. Southern Dynasties- a subtle blend of rock hard infantry and cataphracts
2. Gentleman Mackie and Ralph 106. Palmyrans Lets see if Assad and Mackie can reserect the fortunes of this once great city.
3. Dave Handley and Nik Sharp 80. Warring States, four horse chariots and impact foot (ouch)
4. Kevin Johnson and Tim Porter 87. Patrician Rome It was camels at Virtus but this pair have converted the Clevedon Massive to scary barbarians in togas!
5.Steve Royle and Jason Scott 80. Warring States- more wheeled Chinese legions
6. Marky Clarke and Ricky Walker- warring states restaurant customers, if they don’t get a trophy then I’m a Geography teacher😜.
7.The Don and his long suffering partner, Steve Hacker. Don’t be fooled, this pair have more state gems than a Byzantine librarian looking for battle plans! 87. Patrician Romans😢
8. Andy Finkel and Clive McLeod 86 Late Rome- good to see someone has some originality
9.Edward Glew and Ashley Bye- affectionately known as Drew and Bye- #87 Patrician Rome, there is a definite trend here😷
10. Andy Claxton and Steve Taylor 94 Ostrogoths – the most aggressive , ruthless army since Attila the Hun decided to ride West!
11. Nigel Poole and “friend’- 85 Middle Imperial Romans. Check that he is using the organiser sanctioned list and never ever go with him on a 1970s style fag-break!
12. Steve Price and the ever youthful Mark Fry. 96 Franks. Peppin the Short and Clovis would be proud! No more entrenched plantation artillery parks, Pricey has lost his tourney crown and he is out for blood.
13. Andrew Whitby and the Clevedon legion of choice, Patricians! That Clevedon Model shop must have some empty shelves after Camelgate and now the Fall of Roman Empire being represented on a 1:1 scale.
14. Be afraid- Cavanagh and Jackson,(ancient Spanish) not since an Austrian Corporal met with an Italian wanting the trains to run on time, has such a pair been seen. Fire bucket and Protective clothing will be provided. Please check the colour chart against Chris’ forehead before approaching or questioning any “ambitious’ rules ” interpretations”
Oh god, no! Teams 11 and 14 relax
15. Adrian Clarke and Martin Hayes 72. Galatians Who needs clothes when you have a big chopper!😡
16. Richard Young and Charles ” the gent’ Masefield. 115 African Vandals. Bulging muscles and sun bleached blonde hair, an army of uber aggressive horsemen “controlled’ by the two dark horses of the LADG Renaissance!
More tournament gossip and scandal to come! What could possibly go wrong?
Despertaferres 
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