There must come a stage in a person’s life when one considers “meaning”. I must admit being drawn to the Hoarders series on Discovery. Endless episodes detail the traumatic experiences that have led to, what must be, a good proportion of Americans to literally be trapped in their houses , or trailers if it’s the South! But is the average wargamer much better? Is our collecting a barrier to life’s fulfilment? Or else are we like dinosaurs, the last of a generation that fills their lives with miniature figures that few see the beauty of? Fear not, I’ve visited the Pitt-Rivers museum in Oxford!


For a number of different reasons, the hobby has not been at the foremost of my mind recently. The whole idea of  a whole room , and garage, devoted to wargaming has been questioned. Too many accusing looks fell on me as I watched Hoarders, eating Wotsits on my sofa. Do I fit the profile of a hoarder, older and neurologically challenged? Surrounded by hundreds of items, hiding in boxes; old coins, silver paper, dust and even sand? Sound familiar?


Well my room is not quite chaotic, not ordered, but not chaotic. It was Jung who noted that we can’t control the cosmos but we can control our personal space. The moment when I wanted to sell all my half started projects passed. I found an aiming point, a goal that was worthy of striving for, the ownership of things of beauty. The Pitt- Rivers museum is every collector’s dream. As one passes through the natural history section, one is struck by the most wonderful, mad, collection of “stuff” imaginable, but it’s organised, beautifully organised.


Pitt- Rivers obviously didn’t share this space with a demanding family. Nor could he have been too bothered by any limits to the collection. Next to model boats sit death masks from Indonesia, across the way from suits of armour, reside my particular favourite, the Netsuke. A massive collection, but an organised one. Every conceivable aspect of human creativity in cabinets. Inspirational!



Are we in danger of being classed as hoarders? Do we know anyone who has let their hobby become their life? Always remember that the problem is indeed solvable. Don’t suffer needlessly and stupidly. Organisation pays rich dividends and you need to visit this collection. Any collection that can juxtapose medieval hand cannons with fishing hooks is testament to the truth that any collecting can be organised and rewarding. The Pitt- Rivers museum is free to all and is just across the road from the Ashmolean Museum in central Oxford. Well worth a visit!

19 responses to “Collecting or Hoarding? The treatment of dead enemies”

  1. Thoroughly enjoyed the read and that museum looks fantastic. Great photos. I often stand and stare at the multitude of boxes filled with sprues in my storage lockers and think, “am I a hoarder?” Then I mentally slap myself and say shut up man, it’s harmless fun (at this stage) so don’t stress. Then I pour myself a port and watch YouTube’s on miniatures and tell myself I’ll paint some minis tomorrow night haha

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    1. I think an invitation to Salute started all this off. Short on cash but really love the show. Can’t really justify buying more but……..

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      1. Wish I could go to Salute

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  2. Great post – I know I’m a hoarder- loved the Pitt Rivers museum when I went.

    Cheers,

    Pete.

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  3. I’d never seen anything quite like it. It’s like something out of Harry Potter!

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  4. Never heard about this museum before so thanks for sharing. If I get up that way it will be on my to do list. On a personal level I’m not to concerned about hoarding although I prefer to think of myself as a collector of things. If there is an after life then I intend to be burried in a pyramid and take it all with me. Dead or a live I cannot be arsed to start over! A program I watched the other day quoted the term “SABLE”. I hadn’t heard of it before but it stands for “Stash Acquired Beyond Life Expectancy”. Something to aim for!😉

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    1. SABLE! Love that term! Too many boxes of unpainted or half painted figures stresses me out though!

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  5. Naaah … you can never have enough figures … who are we kidding – not ourselves surely (don’t call me Shirley!). I buy figures because I like the sculpts – in fact whole armies have risen from the depth because I liked a single character or general figure. Do I actually need another Roman army in another scale from another manufacturer probably not, but ‘need’ is not the point here. The great thing about our collecting hobby is that it has another hobby attached, which is the actually gaming – some are more competitive in this than others, but generally wargaming is a sociable affair … so we are not ‘classic’ horders but we are accumulating with a goal in mind.
    The Pitt-Rivers is a true treasure house … like the Horniman Museum in South London or the wonderful British Museum … a treasure trove for the curious.

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    1. I’m not running a search for the Horny-man in London!😡
      I think you are on to something with the sculpts though! I think I’m getting more out of collecting than playing games at the moment. One more month without new metal (honest!)

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  6. Three cheers for the Pitt Rivers – its a great museum (as is the Ashmolean). I get the same buzz from the Wallace Collection in London, or Sir John Soane’s museum, both of which have piles of stuff – er, I mean an eclectic mix of artistic items – arranged in a limited space.

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    1. A wonderland indeed. The Wallace collection is a definate for a visit! There’s that amazing 15century knight!?
      We must start a movement to resurrect the gentleman collector!

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  7. Nice pics. However, as an American I must say that while I have seen hoarders, and it’s horrible, it’s not that common. It is a mental illness, usually induced by emotional trauma involving loss. If your hobby gets to the point of compulsive buying, such that you would never ever paint or use what you buy, and it impinges on your health and safety, you’re a hoarder. My wife is clutter-phobic, and all my stuff is labeled and organized in Really Useful Boxes stacked neatly against a wall in an otherwise unusable section of the basement. Still, she utters the hoarder word about me occasionally, but not seriously.

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    1. My wife just goes very quiet when a parcel arrives! Clothes deliveries, for her, are OK of course!
      Love Hoarders the programme though, and now Doctor Pimples! I hope the new season of Game of Thrones can save me!

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      1. I’m looking forward to GoT, but worry that it will get screwed up! My wife just says, “what *#$& did you buy now?”

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      2. I think we have married sisters across the ocean! It’s the silences that get me……the terrible silences!!!

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  8. I get looks and “where’s that supposed to go” and mutterings about rafters do have a weight limit you know! Currently on a one book in, one book out regime….supposedly! 🙂

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    1. And she seamed so mild mannered! One in- one out is worth considering tho! I was looking at culling my World War Two collection but Blitzkrieg Commander hits the shelves in April if u are interested????

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  9. Just played a huge Bolt Action Game Arnhem like game – 32 dice per side! The Germans lost….I was the German player! Damned elite paratroopers in hard cover! Isn’t BC a board game?
    Cheers
    JC

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    1. 32 units! A battalion scale skirmish!
      BC is a miniatures game and you can use all our Flames of War kit!

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