A true friend has your back. If you get attacked, then they step in. If they watch helplessly then they aren’t true friends. As my old granny used to say, ” better a few moments of pain than a lifetime of shame. Started in 2016 to stop incessant Leftist attacks on the public appearances of comedian and commentator, Gavin McInnes, the Proud Boys are now big news. The President may not recall who they are but the media have lazily jumped to whole list of mistaken assumptions. News site after news site follow the same worn path. As you follow the instructions , we will hopefully be able to dispel so many malicious slurs.

Step One

Assemble a large block of Das air dried clay. Slightly moisten the clay in order to make it pliable. More skilled modellers can make a model in one piece but we will make it in a number of smaller pieces.

Step two

 The gold and black polo shirt is the mark of the Proud Boy. Reminiscent of the Mods and skinheads, we shall put Gavin in the original striking shirt. Is it a uniform? Yes in the sense that the old drinking societies had a dress code .

Above: Far Right activists from the 1930s.

Step Three

Leave to dry for 48 hours. During this time you may read up on all the evidence that contradicts their claim that the modern world was created by the West? You may have time to ‘venerate the housewife’, perhaps critics of stable families might examine what happened to countless thousands of children who have been effectively abandoned as their parents “find themselves”.

Step Four

I used Games Workshop contrast paints to give the model a generous wash. This is a new addition to the hobby brought to us by someone who recognised a gap in the market and worked hard to innovate. Please note that no shops or homes were burnt before they went off and worked to improve something.

Step Five

 If you listen to the media then the Proud Boys must be the first ever Racist Hate group led by a black person! Those Proud Boy get together as the leading figures pour drinks and wait on the membership. We chose Flesh shade for Gavin, a man who has sucked hard on the exhaust pipe of life and is now in his fifties.

Step Six

Why not play “Proud of your Boy!” From the Disney stage show of Alladin. Believe it or not this is where the name Proud Boys come from. As Gavin teased an effeminate technician , he hit upon the idea of a club to teach men to grow up as men and not hollowed out excuses for males. To join you must recite the names of breakfast cereals as your fellows punch you. Refrain from self loving and get a tattoo are also for the initiation! Frightening hey?

Step Seven

I added the PB new boast, below the bust, to remind us of the only highlight in that train wreck of a presidential debate. Are the Proud Boys really waiting to be called forward by the now ailing Trump? The comedy just gets better and better….

Watch out for next weeks episode when we show you how to model your very own “peaceful protester!” Honestly this stuff writes itself……..

Stay safe

Miguel Ferres

Fairwater PBs