“I don’t know where it comes from,

I don’t know where it comes from, 

Don’t ask me where it comes from….”

                                                 Ride , from the album, ” Going blank again”

Our shoe-gazing Indie heroes were of course analysing that age old problem of all gamers, of all persuasions, the lead pile. Facebook gaming sites have been awash with boxes and files filled with much neglected lead heroes. Are they wanted? Are they even lead? April was a good month for getting projects finished. All that “low hanging fruit” that has been hanging around for ages and just needed a final “push.”


God knows why I bought forty peltasts but buy them I did and now they are painted. I thought I might start the explanation for lead collecting here.

1. The mega project.

Replace all the blocks in Command and Colors ancients with miniatures. Chances of finishing? I did finish all the Hun horse from the last army in the series, Medieval C and C . And, now the infantry are prepared, apart from the ones who need undercoating.


2. The good idea at the time.

Fifty pounds for three hundred 28mm American Revolution miniatures was too good to be true. However, this  project would need three hundred Loyal British to face off the rebellion. And then there is militia and provincials, and highlanders and cavalry. Ah…………


3. The wow- I know what I could do with these!

Three Viking ships that could be converted into camp elements. And, they would use up those Athenian rowers that I’ve had at the bottom of the pile for at least ten years. I can see the Normans and Vandals splashing ashore now. Will they be done by Summer?


4 I “need” them for a competition army!

Do you know where Bactria is? Do you know what a Bactrian lancer looked like? I didn’t but the list looked an inviting mix of pike, heavy horse and clouds of skirmishers. What could go wrong? It’s a year overdue as of now!


5. I’ve got most of that army and with a few more troops I could make this army!

Ever since James Burke’s ” Connections” series aired in the Eighties, I have loved Pike and Shot. He explained the revolutionary tactics of the Spanish that defeated the French knightly host and revolutionised warfare. I have steered a Neopolitans force to defeat manny times but with time on my hands, what about Imperial Spain? If I have Imperial Spain then I have Landskneckts. If I have Landskneckts, I might as well finish my Renaissance French. Result equals seventy sword and buckler men! I think seven units is enough!


6. Anyway while I was looking through my library I found……….

I’ve put armylists for the Italian Wars in the pages section,  for the “Short and Desperate rules”. I have Frnch and Spanish. If it’s the Italian Wars, I need Italians and then which flavour ? Neopolitans flavour is favourite but you must have the Pope!


7. You can but ask…..

Pete’s flags are excellent! Available on EBay, and delivered to the door. I wanted the Pope’s standard and ended up buying thirty pounds worth. He’s such a nice man, he even only charged me minimal postage.


So there you have  it, at least seven reasons why the lead collects. Please let me know your reasons and we can enter therapy together. May is looking to be a busy month!


Stay safe and get painting. The lead ( and plastic) must not defeat us!

Miguel

14 responses to “Where does the wargamer’s lead pile come from?”

  1. Whilst it may not have been your intention you have left me feeling much happier about my own lead pile, simply because it is far less onerous than yours! Personally I blame internet browsing, the work of fellow bloggers and going and participating in model shows all of which fill me with ideas and a craving for new projects before the current one is finished.

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    1. Oh no I need point 8! An excellent point- I went looking on the Khurasan site and filled the cart with 130 dollars worth. Luckily my wife, “the Kaiser” appeared beside me before I ordered!!,😇😆😳😷

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  2. Now I’ve seen this lot I don’t feel so bad about my unpainted minis! It’s not that I’ve got less than you, it’s just that keeping all of them in boxes out of line of sight helps me not worry that I won’t get them painted!

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    1. Hi John
      I forgot to say that’s just what I think I can get done in the next two months! There is more I’m afraid!!!!
      I have got it down to two really useful boxes though, which is some kind of progress I guess😅😅😅😅😆😳

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  3. To paraphrase Dirty Harry, a man’s got to know his limitations…

    I have plans for many projects, but I tend to see one through before starting another major project. I might dabble with augmenting other previously completed projects as a break, but generally I get focused.

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    1. Wise words my friend! I must say I haven’t come across much that I’m definately not still interested in. The American War of Indepence may have to wait though!

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      1. Like the Titanic, we know how the movie ends!

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      2. Over five hundred trouble free miles before that though!😳😉

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  4. I respect that amount of figures you have in your painting queue. My pile of plastics has been getting smaller and smaller during the quarantine. Being proactive though, I ordered my first 6mm metal miniatures. I really needed them…🙄

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    1. That “need” word again! I vowed to “finish” armies but they keep morphing into others!
      You have hit upon a ninth point though; a change of scale! You love the period so why not collect it in 6mm, 10mm , 15 and 28?
      Inspired by your comment, I’m painting for two hours minimum everyday!

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  5. Wow Mike, good luck with the painting mate!!!

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    1. Pi’m fired up now my friend! However long it takes, they will be done. One hour into project and swearing my head off putting lances on Italian Knights! Do you solder yours?

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      1. No need mate I rarely work with metal , mine are plastic and they would be just as difficult as not many glues like it even super glue ! 🤔but having said that I would prefer it to soldering 👩‍🏭so good luck mate !

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