It’s that time of year again. A time when we give thanks for all our sins forgiven and all our blessings received. This Christmas, the Dice Studz offer some timely advice to those less fortunate.

For some, the table is empty!
For some, a picnic is a necessity not a choice! And, it doesn’t contain quiche
For others, they have no neighbours to talk to!

This Christmas, I’d thought I might give some practical tips to making do and mending with the Dice Studz..

Number one

Convince your friends that you are a highly sought after miniature painter by adding a post on your website saying, “not accepting any new commissions.”

Number two

Avoid the festive rush by doing all your 2026 Christmas shopping a full twelve months early?

Number Three

A World War Two 1/100th Stuka wrapped in foil makes a wonderful angel for the top of the Christmas tree.

Number Four

Glue dessicated coconut to all your models to create that realistic Winter look! Afterwards you can chisel it off, fry it and serve a perfect treat for the kids

Here’s one I made earlier

Number five

Don’t waste your money on buying Christmas singles this year. Simply play your collection of German marching songs and rattle some sleigh bells towards the end.

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Number six

Run out of Christmas wrapping paper? Simply convert birthday paper by writing “ Jesus” after happy birthday!

Number Seven

Who thought used tampons were useless to the cash strapped gamer this Christmas? A spot of glue and half a tub of glitter converts them into 40k tower defence rail-guns.

Delightful period Christmas cards can be bought at a fraction of the cost of modern cards!

Number Eight

Don’t be alone this Christmas: take your hobby magazines to the nearest supermarket cafe and you’ll be surprised with how many people take an interest!

Great: a free set of rules
Where’d everyone go?

But seriously. Thank you all for joining us this year! We all hope that you have had a great 2025 and that the joy and merriment will continue into the new year! Until then, God bless you!

Miguel

4 responses to “Wargamers: A Christmas message from Cardiff Dice Studz”

  1. Number 3 got me rolling around the floor laughing and even my wife chortled at Number 6! 🙂 In the meantime both our dogs are following the guidance in the last picture! Hope you all have a great Christmas!

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    1. Happy Christmas to you and yours John!!!

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    Excellent post, Miguel, Merry Christmas to you and all your readers.

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    1. Bless you!!! Merry Christmas! You are always so discerning!!!

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